Ahh, baby... I see you've gone and changed your name again... You formless banana traitor, you!

FRIENDS GONE? HAIR GREY?

DON'T WORRY, DARLING!

it's...

the famous blue
four-in-the-morning
LEONARD COHEN
NAME GENERATOR

Laughing maniacally in a voice three octaves lower than that of any ordinary human, Canadian singer-songwriter Leonard Cohen proclaims:"Give me absolute control over every living soul And lie beside me, baby, that's an order!!" But first, he makes you go and change your name...Ahh, friends. It don't matter if you're a man or a woman. This is the name you've gotta learn to say! Listen carefully... Here it comes...